We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize