That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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