nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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