Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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