thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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