wanna go halves on a baby?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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