the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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