words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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