come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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