I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
