you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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