The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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