don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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