3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
wow bdsm is so cute
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