What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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