he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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