I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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