He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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