If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's shark week go big or go home
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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