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Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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