I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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