so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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