all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
They left me at home... I'm a liability
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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