I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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