I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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