Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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