did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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