sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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