So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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