I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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