dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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