Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I have already put on my inside pants.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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