goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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