i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I haven't been this sober since birth.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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