I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
