You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
