Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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