I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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