rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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