i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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