let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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