ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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