Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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