Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You need Xanax blowdarts
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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