Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You are a genius and a whore.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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