You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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