yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
