K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
this just has baby written all over it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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