She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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