So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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