I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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