Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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