I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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