I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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