The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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